Some things in my life I love, lately.

The new Audioslave song Doesn’t Remind Me.
(And I have no idea why. I was never much of a Soundgarden fan, certainly not a Rage Against the Machine Fan…but damn, I love this song.)
Kung Fu Hustle.
(At the end, when our hero kicks ass, and the cat who got his ass kicked says “How did you do [...]

How Much Money do Porn Stars Make?

Happy Thanksgiving!
Today, I thought I’d talk about what pornstars are most grateful for…namely, the money they earn. Afterall, money is why they do what they do (or don’t do)…does that make sense?
However, I must be getting old. Have I posted something like this before? I feel like I have, somewhere. But I searched my [...]

Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #1: Boo, Brandon Iron, and S.S.

We had shot Bella Donna a couple times, so she was hanging around Dogfart’s Secret Mansion every now and then. One day she strolled in with this blue-eyed brunette that simply blew me away. She had these piercing eyes and was wearing a skin-tight brown sweat suit and she was a B cupper – maybe [...]

Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #2: Spring Thomas and Dr. Z

I met Spring Thomas before she was Spring Thomas…when she was still Serina – or Ryan – depending on what dirty site you were visiting. She was maybe a month past her 18th birthday, and she was ready to jump into the game…head first. I arranged a meeting with her downtown, at a breakfast joint, [...]

Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #3: Tory Lane and Kevin Kline

Imagine you’re in a public park – maybe on a picnic – and you have to pee. And there’s a public toilet just down at the bottom of the hill. You tell your girlie you have to make a Number 1, and you head to the head.
And you walk in to find a heet taking [...]

Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #4: Envi and Jean Val Jean

Once upon a time, there was a barely-legal girl who decided to leave her home on the East Coast and make her way west – to Porn Valley – and become a star. She had just finished up high school, where she was a cheerleader. You know that had to put her in all the [...]

Top 5 Spunkmouth scenes – #5: Kaya and Sean and Big Dick Nickel

Everyone likes toplists, so I’ve decided, over the next few months, to make some toplists of the scenes I’ve shot for various sites. I’ll group each toplist by the site, and each day I’ll present an entry to the list, starting from the number 5 position and moving up. I’ll take into consideration the obvious [...]

Mid-Life Suckage.

I can feel my libido dying a slow death. I’ve noticed it now for about the last year or so, and funny enough, it coincides with my need to wear glasses when I read.
It also coincides with the beginning of my fourth decade, which is just a fancy way of saying I’ll be 42 [...]

Inside the Porn Biz

I get so many people asking me how exactly do you make money, Billy? that I thought I’d school you guys a bit on the inner-workings of the porn biz…at least as far as I can tell. I say “as far as I can tell” cause there’s certain things I don’t do…and never will: namely, [...]

The Secret Handshake.

Fnord writes:
Hey, Billy.
What kind of gear are you using? To shoot with, that is. Er, I mean photos.
Cameras. I saw an F717 in one shot of you. Any particular reason you use it (as opposed to a DX2 or D20, etc)? I can think of a
couple (tilt lens, [...]