I’m a collector, which is to say I collect things.
In 1975 I was just a kid and went bonkers for beer cans. I’d walk miles from my home in Calumet City, Illinois, just to score a Big Cat Malt Liquor (I once scored a tall boy Big Cat in mint condition in an alley behind [...]
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When the studio doorbell rings, and there’s a new girl behind that door, I get all excited.
I get excited when any girl is ringing my doorbell, but when it’s a porn star, and she’s new, I’m even more jacked. Part of it is that first glimpse, and sizing her up against the pics I’ve seen [...]
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The First Time I Met Her, random rants
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This morning I woke up to the sound of a woman’s voice.
Turns out it was Loretta Scars. Jimmy H., my pal who shoots for ATKingdom and Karups, was going over paperwork with her. I was gonna try and sleep in some more, but shit…there’s a porno girl out in the front room; I can’t sleep [...]
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Interview with a Pornstar
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Kitty. She made the porno rounds for a while a couple of years ago, and then she just kinda disappeared.
Typical.
Then, about a month or so ago, I got an e-mail from her. Last time I had seen her was at Sophia’s birthday party…and oh my God, what a party that was. It was the kind [...]
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Here's the Skinny on Your Favorite Star, The First Time I Met Her
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Check out my pal Jimmy H. shooting Montanna Rae. He’s got a cool site called Brand New Babes; Montanna Rae is a super heet from the midwest who travels to LA to make bank.
I met Jimmy H. at Ron Ellis’s porn house about a year ago. We became fast friends. What can I say? We’ve [...]
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It’s time to put up or shut up.
Spring Thomas called me the other day, and she was kinda pissed. She feels I’m treading on personal ground here, and it’s already getting too personal for her. She’s a private person, and she wants it to stay that way.
Which got me to thinking…here I am, posting [...]
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stories from porno land (some amusing, some not)
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Ask most chicks why they got into porn, and they’ll answer “Money!”
Ask most dudes why they got into porn, and they’ll answer “To fuck!”
Ask most producers/directors/camermen why they got into porn, and you’ll probably get either/or: “Money”, “To Fuck”, “I’m a failed (actor, screenwriter, fill in the blank here)”, or any/all of the above.
I took [...]
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Age: 24
DOB: Feb. 5, 1981
Location: Los Angeles, CA
I don’t necessarily want to audition, however I would like to be on a set to see a taping. I am hoping to be around those beautiful girls to at minimum get a blow job. You see I have never had a blow job, nor had [...]
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How To Be A Porn Star, Super Fun E-mails
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I just got an e-mail from Sophia. She’s engaged, and she wanted to show me her ring. I’m so happy for her, and for Kevin, and the more I think about how happy I am for them, the more my mind wanders.
Which makes it wander towards commitments. Not Sophia’s commitment to her fiance, just [...]
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To whom it may concern:
My Name is Ralph (single male) and dude I always wanted to try getting into the porn business but never got the balls to come forward until now. So how does this work? What can i do to make a flick and fuck the shit out of one of does nice [...]
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How To Be A Porn Star, Super Fun E-mails
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