Gone Fishin’

Gone Fishin'

Before I sign off, I wanna wish you a Happy New Year! Here’s to an awesome, profitable, sexy, drama-free, healthy, happy, safe, fun, orgasmic, funky, you-can-make-it-rain 013!

And by “sign off”, I mean I’m all done with the blogging. I really don’t have much more to say here. Sure, I can tell you some fucked up story about a Porno Princess and her antics. Or how Stunt Cock did something stupid. Or smart. Shit, I’ve got two posts 1/2 done; one about an old Porno Princess pal who’s homeless and a junkie…I helped her out for a while, including helping her drive around Porn Valley to score Roxies (as LAPD cruised by to surprise us as the transaction finally went down). I also had a Best of 2012 blog that I couldn’t finish…and being unable to finish both — in addition to not really writing anything in a while — I’ve decided to call it a day.

I’ll still update my YouTube Channel…at least til that gets boring.

And while I’m done blogging about porno, I’m not done writing about it. Or making it.

Maybe it’s time I try and write a book? In the meantime, use the blog’s search function and type in things like Barbie Cummings or Spring Thomas or poke around the right hand column under “archives” or check out my site or follow me on Twitter. There’s seven years worth of blogging, and I’m sure you’ll find something you’ll like.

Or hate.

Thanks to my readers. Thanks to my fans. Thanks to my haters. Thanks to each and every Porno Princess who either made me sad or happy, or drove me wild or nuts or to orgasm…or to get my morning coffee.

In other words, thanks for being one of the subjects I wrote about.

Your pal — Billy Watson

47 thoughts on “Gone Fishin’

  1. Aw, hell. This has been a near-daily stop for a long time now, full of funny, awesome, cool, and weird stuff. Sad to see it end, Billy. I’ll keep looking through the archives, and check back just to see if you’ve changed your mind.

    Best wishes, and keep up the good work!

  2. Aw, I’m sad to hear it. I enjoy getting all the behind the scenes stories. I’ve really enjoyed your blog, so thanks for doing it as long as you have.

  3. Billy – I appreciated your insight into a world much removed from my “normal” existence. On one hand you may wish to “turn the page” but perhaps you can always keep the door open for an occasional vent. And a book might be interesting or maybe some new-age combo where you splice together a biography with your youtube videos. Either way, best wishes and good luck.

  4. Mr. Watson,

    First time commenter, long time visitor. Just wanted to thank you for your blog. Ishootporn has been the best source I have ever seen into the reality of porn. Amazing stuff.

    Good luck in your next adventures.

  5. Say it aint so Mr. Watson. I just found you a few months back. I look forward to your blogs even if you goes weeks between postings. Please rethink the ending your blog altogether. I will still stop by to see if you posted just in case. Your writing style is enjoyable, I would buy, read and pass around to my friends any book you published. Have a great 2013 Billy I have really enjoyed your blog the short time I have known it.

    -FuckTard

  6. Sad news indeed. But thanks for the many years of entertaining blogging Billy. I have always enjoyed your posts. Will look forward to the book. Glad your Utube channel is to continue.

  7. I think a comic book novela format would be great!

    You are one of the few who can really say “It wasn’t always like this.” Ash from Army of Darkness but then you knew that.

    Thanks. Have fun mate.

  8. You will be missed. This was bar none the best porn blog I have ever read. I hope that your productions are super profitable this year and in the future! You DESERVE it.

  9. This is just… such a shame. Billy, this is easily my favourite blog, and as others have said, a daily check-in. I guess it’s good that you’re addressing it clearly if you think it’s time to wrap up, as opposed to just letting the blog just cease. All in all, bravo. This has been such a great blog on multiple levels. I came for the porn but stayed for the intelligence, humour and good nature. Thank you for the great reads!

    Still hoping you change your mind!
    JT

  10. Come on’ Billy. There is so much left to say! Take a sabbatical, but please don’t quit!

  11. damn!!!….this is sad….for a long time this has been a rather daily stop for me….always looking for another juicy/fun story….I didnt care as much for ur vid interviews as I did for ur written stories…..
    reallly too bad, u calling it quits here….I’ll still check back once in a while to see if u changed ur mind ;)
    one thing I’ve always wanted to see here is interviews w/ the Stunt Cocks as well…u know, just like u did w/ the whoorz….err….”Porno Princesses” …..would’ve been kewl to read some w/ the dewdz as well……Brian Pumper, Mr Pipes, and all the others that u normally feature…
    Anywayz, good luck, and yeah, do let us know on here if u do publish a book….would luv to pick it up!

  12. Billy – One final q, if you’re really signing off – which Olympics were you in – LA, Seoul or Barcelona? (I’m guessing it was a summer event.) Thanks ;)

  13. Sheeit…he’ll be back. I’ll check the blog again sometime around May for the next great “porno princess” interview.If this is really “the end” Billy…then thanx for the cool insights about things porn & non-porn.Archive this puppy & use it as a template for whatever (more profitable) format may present itself . You do have some gold amongst all the crushed ore here.

  14. Billy I stopped in hopping to see a post stating you left your computer on and some pornoprincess was playing a joke to get back at you for cuming in her face. No such luck, but this really peaked my interest. Please elaborate.

    “Tompengo on January 3, 2013 at 9:46 pm said:

    Billy – One final q, if you’re really signing off – which Olympics were you in – LA, Seoul or Barcelona? (I’m guessing it was a summer event.) Thanks ;)”

    Do tell, my being so new to your blog had yet to discover your discussing being in the Olympics. I would have never guessed you were an athlete. I am very interested. Maybe there is a category I know nothing about like PornoPrincess pole vault or something. Please tell, inquiring minds want to know.

    -FuckTard

  15. Noooooo… It was good while it lasted, I guess. I won’t lie. I’ll check back here every so often in hopes that you’ll resuscitate this blog.

  16. it may not always be so;and i say
    that if your lips,which i have loved,should touch
    another’s,and your dear strong fingers clutch
    his heart,as mine in time not far away;
    if on another’s face your sweet hair lay
    in such a silence as i know,or such
    great writhing words as,uttering overmuch,
    stand helplessly before the spirit at bay;

    if this should be,i say if this should be-
    you of my heart,send me a little word;
    that i may go unto him,and take his hands,
    saying,Accept all happiness from me.
    Then shall i turn my face,and hear one bird
    sing terribly afar in the lost lands.

    — e e cummings

  17. ^^

    The only poet that I remember other than Shakes is e e cummings — and only because he has the word “cum” in his name.

    Not sure if this poem is appropriate or not either, but it’s the first “goodbye-themed” poem that popped up after Googling him.

    Good luck, Billy!

  18. i’ll really miss the stories about your various interests- especially the music.
    good luck!

  19. Thank you Billy for giving me a peek into the world behind the camera. I’ve enjoyed your interviews, and looked for to each new one. You gave me a passport to a place I always wanted to visit, and I’m grateful for it. All the best in your new endeavors.

  20. Well if you ever regret, we’ll be clicking back once in a while, like we’re already used to, right guys?

    Best blog ever billy. A book is a great idea… I’ll def read it. I bet you could use a lot of the stuff on this blog. I hope it becomes a best seller.

  21. Billy, I’m an attractive guy. My girl says my member is huge! Never thought of doing porn… but thought you could help. I can get it up whenever, I know I could do it if just given the chance… Just kidding! Love the blog and all the stories that have been a part of it. So sad to see it end. As many others have said… This was a daily stop in for me. Loved every minute of it and you’ll be missed. My friend is close with the guys in Wilco (seriously!) If I can get you good tickets… just blog once a month for us all?? I think I can speak for every fan out there. We love you, and we’ll miss you, You seemed like the voice of reason in a crazy world that in some ways, we all wished we could be a part of. We all lived vicariously through your insights and experiences into the crazy world of porn ( that taboo stuff that everyone watches but won’t admit to ) Best wishes in all that you do. Some talk of what they should or would do in life if given the opportunity. You had the guts to live life on your own terms…. and for that I applaud you.
    Cheers Billy,

  22. Sorry to see you go. Two things I’ll take with me:

    1. It was cool to know a fellow Wilco fan was working in such a non-traditional industry.

    2. That video you posted of the Satanist cable access show is still the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen. And I paid to see Waterworld.

    Anyway, best wishes, and we’ll be here if you ever get the urge to jump back in.

  23. Great blog, sad to see it go. If you write a book I’ll definitely read it……but only downloaded free as a torrent, like I get all my porn these days, muhahahaha.

  24. Hi Billy, sorry to hear you’re leaving us. Thanks for being funny, sincere, and thoroughly entertaining. Good luck on your future adventures.

    Your 23 year-old, female (not porn princess), Portuguese (yes, you got far) big fan.

  25. Does anyone find themselves still coming back here to see if Billy’s returned? I still check this site every few days – force of habit! I guess Billy has to at least come back to moderate the comments?

  26. Rap music

    Condoms

    Prison rape

    Brussel sprouts

    Anal leakage

    Microwave fish dinner

    Billy’s blog ending
    —————————————————————————————————–
    (/\)

    Things that suck

  27. Godspeed billy. May you consume as much Negro sperm, sucked from a white caucasian female’s vagina, as you can contain. May you degrade and humiliate asian males, while simultaneously claiming racism because people don’t like you, as you can manage. May you continue to listen to white hipster doofus bands who stole everything they came up with from Negros, and than continue to imagine they are orginal. Godspeed Billy.

    Thank you Billy for making the world a little more fucked up and irrational than it was before you came on the scene. You were just doing it for the money. I know. It’s okay. That excuses everything.

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