Funny…I’m not laughing.
Some of the responses (if you don’t feel like wading through multiple pages of posts):
I’d love it. Just as long as she didn’t lie about things and everything was out in the open. And as long as she still has some fucking left in her for me when she gets home.
Um — hate to break the news to ya, but most are pathological liars, and when they get home to you, they’re fucked out.
Me married to a hot lesbian pornstar? Definately 🙂
Um — the last one I hung out with for a few months turned to me one night and said, “I’m a lesbian. I think you should know that.” Needless to say, we ain’t hanging out no mo’. I love lesbians, too! The problem was — The Lesbian didn’t like me.
I guess I’d just as soon marry a porn star as anyone but she’s signing a prenuptial that says she can’t divorce me if she gives me an STD.
Huh?
Not really thinking about marriage at the moment, but with my mum’s desperate and constant nagging for me to get married I am sure that my mum wouldn’t mind! I reckon it would be cool – your wife would have lots of great funny stories to tell that would keep you amused (and probably turned on) well into your twilight years and long after your pecker ceases functioning.
Yes, your mum would mind. She might not pretend to mind, but she would. At least at first. And funny stories? Like the time she tore her vag from too much rough sex on set? Or the “Stunt Cock with The Stinky Balls” story? Or how ’bout the “Producer Who Would Only Give Me Work as Long as I Fucked Him” story? There’s a whole barrel o’ laughs just there.
Definitely. She’d all of a sudden become a little more exclusive to her projects, she’d make a few well placed promotional appearances, take some dance lessons, and hit the feature dance circuit. I’d be right there with the camera taking the $15.00 Polaroids. I’d then set up the website and then we’d venture into selling personalized scenes where’d she play directly to the person paying for the scene. Then I’d self produce a best of disk something like; E is for Eva, or G is for Gianna, and sell them along with the polaroid. The way I figure it, an autographed Polaroid and a disk for $40 or so, would probably net an extra $5,000 a w/e. We’d retire to a beach in Costa Rica after 5 years or so.
See Urban Diction for the definition of “Suitcase Pimp”. And no, you wouldn’t be able to retire anywhere after 5 years…not even Costa Rica.
I’d marry Amy Reid, Audrey Bitoni, Cassandra Calogera, Claire Dames, Holly West, Mindy Main, Priya Rai, Sativa Rose, Taryn Thomas or Taylor St. Claire but only if they were still shooting porn and they would marry me too. It’s hard to marry somebody if they won’t marry you back. Unfortunately, most of these ladies are taken and far from thinking about marrying me, but I’m pretty sure I’d marry each and every one if they proposed.
“If” being the operative word.
I don’t understand why you wouldn’t marry a pornstar. I’ve never known, dated, fucked or lived with a pornstar. If I met a pornstar that I knew was a pornstar I would take whatever I could get, let alone her and I being married. Hello, my name is D_____ E___, and this is my wife, Sadie West. Sounds good to me. At the very least you would get to hear about some interesting things. I think pornstars are interesting. I read the interviews. Some of the girls are fucking smart. Ashli Orion. So is Ashlynn Brooke. Dana Dearmond. Why would you not want to marry a young, cool, sexy girl? It doesn’t make any sense. I mean, in the long run, yes, the relationship is going to end, but all of them end, and almost none of them involve a woman who knows how to fuck. Companionship can be overrated sometimes.
I dunno even where to begin with this one. Some of these girls are fucking smart. Some. And just ’cause they’re fucking on camera doesn’t mean they know how to fuck.
I dont think I could ever marry a pornstar, like so many have said the fantasy of the situation would be crushed under the weight of the reality. As an everyday guy I know that no matter how accepting of a woman career I would be there would still be that part of me that would be totally jealous. Imagine that you were married to your favorite pornstar and you had your ordinary job. At first you think it is so cool and hot that you are married to a woman that so many guys want. After a while the comments start and at first they dont bother you because the guys that make them can only imagine what you get. Then after a little while they start to bother you. Then comes the day where she isnt in the mood to be with you and most guys would be frustrated and understanding, but in the back of your mind it like not in the mood to be with me, but she is going to go and bang a guy in a scene tomorrow. I personally wouldnt want to guilt my wife into sex by saying oh you’ll do it for your job but I am married to you and I cant get any. You could say it is all a job all you want but at the end of the day she is still getting physical needs met from that job and mental and emotional needs met from you. While for most guys you maybe getting your physical needs met, your getting mental and emotional anguish in return.
This is my favorite post. And with that, I’ll go ahead and make this more fun: If I was gonna marry a porn star right now, it would be Ashton Pierce, who beat out (by an ever so slight margin) Katie St. Ives. The bronze would go to Hannah West. (As if marrying me would merit a medal of any sort).
Who’s Ashton Pierce?
Well, she used to be Christie West — for a heartbeat. Then she quit for a while, and now she’s back as Kristie West. And I dunno why, but damn, this girl pushes my buttons.
Whatever those buttons may be. I say that cause they seem to be changing all the time. The only constant with me is the following — it seems after I’ve secured a relationship, I want out. Is there some sort of psychoanalytical nonsense that might enlighten me to my condition?
Anyone?
But yea, I’d hook up with Ashton for sure, and we’d run off to Vegas and get hitched, and for a few months we’d be as happy as clams (pardon the clichĂ©) and then, after an issue or two or three, it would be over.
Cause, in the end, aren’t all relationships a clichĂ©?
Would I marry a pornstar? Some parts of me say yes other parts say hell no! I would love to marry Ann Marie Rios, I have meet her a couple times and she is just wonderful to talk too. She is always very cool with her fans. I would not mind if she is still doing girls on film, but doing guys hell no! I would be way too jealous. Well she said in an interview if she ever got married she would quit the business. Don’t know if that’s true? I know one thing I could never tell my parents what she does, they are so old school parents.
I would marry Tanner Mayes, Katie St. Ives, Tessa Taylor, Mindy Lynn, Tweety Valentine, Kasey Chase, Faye Reagan, Courtney James, Missy Stone, Veronique Vega, Katie Summers, Kristie West, Deena Daniels, Ashlynn Brooke, Lorena Sanchez, Gauge (still), Kara Novak, Haley Sweet, London Keys, Madison Parker, Sunny Lane and so many more, if only for a week, a month, a year. You, my friend, sound a little jaded. Pornstars are the hottest women on the face of the Earth. I wouldn’t even have to fuck them in order to fill satisfied. I just want to smell them. And I don’t care how “fucked-out” they are at the end of the day. No women would ever turn down a analingus nightcap. Having my tongue swirling around Tessa Taylor’s butthole would be the equivalent of four Ambien for me.
This sounds like a reality tv show in the making.
Sure I would marry a porn star as long as she could get me some scenes with other girls. But just being the cuckhold ordinary civilian husband – fuck that!
No. I’ve got no issue with porn as a job, but… The first time my wife came home and said she was too fucked out to enjoy sex with me I’d be looking for the next one, and that’s not right for either partner.
Would I date a porn star though? Probably. Sexual jealousy is outdated. As long as we could have disease free fun together it really wouldn’t matter much to me what went on at work, and when the shit got tired on either side we’d just move on.
I’ll tell you this as a married man; having a girl who really, truly digs sex in all it’s forms is a prize to treasure no matter what she does for a living.
Billy,
Who hurt you? Show me on this doll and point to the places where they touched you “inappropriately.”
HAHAHA — good one, Veracity.
Remember when you wrote about Adrianna Nicole telling you to ‘date age appropriately’? Girlfriend had a good point, man! From your references, I have to assume you’re a guy about my age (I’m 46). I was married to a hot younger woman for three years, and I’m shelling out about half of my income in alimony to that whore right now. My advice to you Billy, find someone a little closer to your stage in life who has a real job and her own cash (because, trust me, she’ll take all of yours with her as she bolts on your ass!)
The mooks at ADT are always such pathetic, deluded, slobbering dorks that it makes me ashamed to be as interested in porn as I am: these derelict losers are my peers, apparently.
I was married to a massage therapist for four years. She gave me a massage three times–and two of them were when we were dating. No fucking way am I marrying a porn star.
can i see her in blacksonblondes scene??
Would I marry a pornstar?
Nooooo
I’d think there are really only two psychological relationship models that could work with a pornstar who works a lot.
You can either be or pimp or anyway puppet master, or her cuckold. The difference between the two is the power dynamic. the pimp (who’s largely living off her, often as her “manager” and driver) or puppet master (who has his own good enough job) controls her pscyologically. He probably got her into the business, she’s quite emotionally submissive, and he calls the shots on her career. He does bang his controlled dancer turn porn star slut a lot, and may have her bring him home some other porn girls, when she can. That is, while his dominating hold over her continues. Real managers experienced in the biz and porn producers often seem to want to break his control over their actual or prospective money maker.
The cuckold doesn’t call the shots but does supply her with stable love and affection that she sure doesn’t get on set. But he can’t fuck like the studs on the set can, some of whom do push her buttons and do get her off. And some of whom she then starts to see off set or after the scene around it, for more satisfying sex at an undirected and cut up pace. So what starts as a normal maybe somewhat male lead or equal dynamic with the guy just being unusually open minded and or deluded, soon slips into cuckoldry. With her fucking her bf or husband less and less, and him perhaps getting into the cuckold or while she talks about her sessions or outside stuff even. And he slips further in or walks. Yuuck.
I think even what starts as male bf dominant tends to move to him being off the set cheated on, or otherwise sexually diminished w/his sexual dominance over her evaporating, and her moving him towards cuckoldry, at which point most suitcase pimps will lay down an ultimatum which she’ll refuse and they’ll split, or he will go towards cuckoldry.
Which is usually also unstable. Cause he’s not a submissive.
I’d be very interested in your take on this surmise Billy.
Are there pornstar marriages that have lasted for seven or more years of her being in on screen fucking business?
Would I marry a pornstar? No, but I think it would be fun to be with one. Just imagine the parties and sexual things that we would have in common. I love sex and so does she, It would be like her job to. But it would for sure be some fun in my life that I would love to have. Marry one, No. Be in a relationship or booty call for one, yes.
I would absolutely love to marry a porn star! I’m serious. I’d be so proud of her and I’m financially well off, so if she decides she’s made enough porn, she can quit anytime she wants and just enjoy life with me (and any boyfriends she might want to have on the side), that’s fine with me too.
So, any of you porn ladies out there interested in meeting a man who’ll marry you and spend the rest of his life with you, taking care of you, look me up!
I’m nice looking, 53 years old, in good shape, have all my hair and it’s not gray, retired and very financially comfortable, and I’m fairly well hung too. I spend a lot of time on one of my boats or relaxing at home or on the golf course.
I’d prefer a porn star who’s well over 30, even 40 or older. So if you’re a former porn star, I’d be very interested in meeting and marrying you if you like one another. I think being a porn star is a very respectable profession. And I mean that. It takes a lot of courage and a woman who isn’t concerned about what people gossip. I like that in a woman.
Stewart
Certainly. The fact that she was a pornstar might be one (one) of the reasons I’d find her interesting in the first place, but then there’d have to be a whole raft of other things that we had in common and could support each other with. Intelligence, wit, curiosity, and warmth on both sides, perhaps.
Probably one thing that would go wrong is that ‘porn stars’ seem (this may not invariably be true) to be highly social party-people, and while I can do a long (lost) weekend with the best of them I also like being at home most of the time. I’d be just too dull. On the other hand I’d find her career genuinely interesting, which is more than I could say for the work some of my other partners have done.
So in the end its less about whether she’s a porn star or not, but what sort of woman she is otherwise. Interesting.
I’d marry a pornstar, but not an ex-porn star…
i clyde davis would marry a lady that make porn and love her for the rest of my life. she be my queen and i give her all the love she would ever need. if one of you sexy porn queen can marry me now.my name is clyde davis. my email is davisclyde55@yahoo.com. if one of you lady,s want a real men here i am . much love. thank you lady,s for blessing me to say these things to you amen. p s do not wate to long appl now will you?
I married a swinger… and for 4 years we were heavily into the “lifestyle” and I have probably watched her fuck over 200 guys.. but now she has really backed off playing.. and we play maybe once every six months. So I would think that marrying a porn star would not be much different. I would suggest that most porn stars are like a candle burning and they are not going to do this indefinitely. So at some point you will be married to an X porn star or former porn star. So at that point, your relationship better be a lot more about friendship and trust than over the top sexual exploration or you digging her getting nailed by lots of guys.
no fucking way!..
Am’allin, age:18. from :manipur.
am really interesting on porn girls.
I’want to marry with porn girl.am serious.
and I’ll stay to the girls home.if we married.
so am still waiting to get marry with the porn girl..
I marry a porn star and love only her and stand by her side. I have a face book page. Clyde Davis. if one of the Lady’s like me fill free to talk to me. I live in Chicago Roseland Area. if I was bless with a porn star treat her right’ I would never want any one but her and show her love . she be my Beautiful Queen. I cook for her a lot and never turn my back on her.
Am’Munwar, age:21. from :Karachi.
am really interesting on porn girls.
I’want to marry with porn girl.am serious.
and I’ll stay to the girls home.if we married.
so am still waiting to get marry with the porn girl..
I wish I had a chance to marry a pornstar … Its actually a dream for me to marry a porn actress
I would like to Marry a Porn Star who will be leaving the Adult film Industry and who is ready to settle down with just one man which is me, she has to be as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside, I have a lot of love to give to that Special Lady, could that lady be an ex porn stat? I want to love and I need to love as well.