Boo Ya! (Or, Gangsta-Porn Actor Thrown In Da Slamma, Yo!)

Boo Ya Interracial Video

CBS 2 in LA reports:

A self-described gangsta-porn actor was sentenced Monday to more than 6 years in federal prison for gun and cocaine charges.

Duane Moore Reed, 37, a San Fernando Valley man whose nom de porn was “Tony Eveready”, plead guilty to being a felon in possession of a firearm.

The self-styled “thug of porn,” was sentenced Monday in U.S. District Court after pleading guilty to the felony charge. He was also found guilty of possessing cocaine, but acquitted of charges of possession with intent to distribute.

Moore, who lives in Winnetka, also has appeared in two documentary films with the rapper Snoop Dogg.

At trial, investigators testified that during Moore’s post-arrest interview, he said he sold drugs when he was hired for fewer porn appearances.

Before his latest case, Moore had reportedly been convicted of spousal abuse.

Tony Everready pulled off what is, perhaps, the greatest sexual feat I’ve ever shot.

No, he pulled off The Greatest Feat I’ve ever shot…and maybe one of the best I’ve ever even heard about.

We were in Dogfart’s Secret Mansion on a cliff high above The Pacific Ocean.

We booked a girl named Alisha.

And in one of the few movies I’ve ever appeared in, I try to break her “Black Cock Addiction”. That’s the scenario! I was her older brother (I think, but I don’t recall now). It’s really funny to see me act, even though the only thing you see is my back.

Of course Alisha resists my pleas, so I remind Alisha about the time grandpa (I think it was our “grandpa”, but I don’t recall now) caught me smoking a cigar. I told her how upset Grandpa was, and how he asked me not to do it again, but I couldn’t promise that, so Grandpa made me smoke 10 cigars right then and there…and that made me sick, and I never smoked cigars again.

I ask Alisha again, please don’t do black guys, but she can’t make that promise.

So I march out a bunch of black dudes in order to make Alisha sick of black meat.

Think it worked?

Of course not!

And towards the middle of her scene, Alisha gets DP’d.

DP’d = double penetration = a cock in her ass while there’s one in her pussy.

DP’s aren’t really that big a deal…but what if there was only one dude? And that one dude stuffed his balls into Alisha’s ass, and then he stuffed his cock in her pussy?

Enter Tony Everready.

Then enter Tony’s testicles in her anus.

And then his shaft into her vagina.

Now fuck her hard until your balls pop out of her ass!

Then yell BOO YA!

Enter a video that’s become (in)famous all over the net…the “Boo Ya!” video.

Now go to jail for 6 years and hope for the best.

2 thoughts on “Boo Ya! (Or, Gangsta-Porn Actor Thrown In Da Slamma, Yo!)”

  1. America is dead and gone when a man can be arrested for possession of private property. Duane “Tony Everready” Reed is simply one of the latest victims in the destruction of everything that made America a worthwhile idea. A country that was built on the recognition that all humans had the inalienable right to defend themselves, including with the most efficient tools (i.e. guns), and that every human had a right to justly acquired property (e.g. cocaine), and that every action against those rights was tyranny.

    Yes the men who expounded those ideas were evil hypocrites, but they can only be judged as such if we hold the ideas that they expounded consistently, to show their inconsistence. The nation that they built never, ever, followed those principles to their logical conclusion in a variety of cases, but humans do wrong all the time yet the knowledge that what they do is wrong does not disappear.

    Pray for Duane Reed. A man who while likely an abusive slimeball, is a victim of despotism today. As Mencken is reported to have said, “The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.” The recognition of Reed’s innocence is the salvation of America.

  2. Ah, now see there Bill? It says here you and other Pone-ographers stopped calling this poor, starving brotha and hiring him to help you exploit innocent, young, white brethren females so he had to go sell coke and (uh, scrolling up)smoking cigars out of your grandpa’s ass (OK, maybe not exactly what is written above but I couldn’t be bothered to really scroll up, and my version is surely better anyway)and for that he needed a gun cuz face it cuz it’s like a jungle out there, sometimes he wonders how he keeps from going unduh. uh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.

    So it’s pretty much your fault that he is in prison where he had to make white boys toss his salad to feel loved.

    How do you sleep at night?

    D

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